He Loves Acid! (*see pic)
I've seen 2 great movies lately, "Thank you for Smoking" and "Brick". They were fabulous, though I did leave the latter for a bit to regain my composure, but I just chalk that up to good film making. They're totally different and certainly not for everyone, check 'um out before you make plans.
Anyway...IT'S SPRING BREAK!!! Happiness. An interesting thing happened at work the other day. I was near the back of the store putting stuff away when this little kid came up to me. He was about eye-level with my hip and as he looked around behind me chimed in with "what's that?" I looked at him looked at the reverse side of my front and than thought to myself, "If you're looking at what I think you're looking at...heaven help you." Before I could say anything he asked again and preceeded to run around me in circles as I kept turning to see where he was going. As we did our clumsy dance he finally latched on to the walkie-talkie that was hooked to my back pocket. He pulled it off, threw it to the ground and snatched the razor edged box cutter I'd been holding. "What's this?" he asks again. He didn't wait for an explanation. He threw it down as well nearly severing my toe and moved on to a piece of cardboard, a ball of lint, and a stack of shirts. Then just as quickly as he'd begun he ran off to rejoin his family. I never did explain what anything was but he certainly had a way of making me more confused about all of it!
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Um, apparently SHE loves acid too.
koreaboy
Actually I believe she's more of a crack fiend herself...no way of telling really. I just go with it!
Man, what a crazy little kid. Almost makes me glad I work in the stock room so that I don't have to deal with kids!
Almost...
MF: when i get to petaluma, can i have some of the drug? --it can be our first bonding experience!
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Yes I deleted your comment. Sexual slurs in any obvious form are un-welcome here. Let's go for a bit more ingenuity...
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