Vengance is MINE!!!
So you wanna hear a story? There once was a girl who was shamlessly drenched by a "friend", in an upscale restaurant, by infantile means (click here for the full story). Well today that same girl saw her chance to redeem herself, and boy did she EVER!!
Let me set the scene. On the way home from an airport run both girls, placed on opposite sides of a decidedly emaciated nine year old, weren't doing anything in particular. Chatting, laughing, ecetera that is until that illfated "friend" felt the need to quench her thirst. She casually opened a bottle of water, brought it to her lips and that's when all went asunder. You see at the same moment the unforgiving girl on the other side of that helpless nine year old, without a second thought, reached over and squeezed that bottle of water. To be honest the reaction made the moment as upon squeezing the bottle the "friend" retaliated mercilessly. She choked for perhaps a fraction of a second, then turned and spit the water all over the other...for a second time.
So I guess all didn't go as planned, my shirt once again was hopelessly soaked and remained so for the rest of the ride home. At least this time she got a taste of her own medicine, she had to change too. Oh, well the effort was there and just you wait "friend" you'll get yours!! I'd start carrying around a change of clothes if I were you. Hmmm, maybe I should too, just to be on the safe side.
1 Comments:
I do believe the momentary lapse in your spelling ability is a sign that you're shaking in your shoes, & if you're not wearing shoes then just limbs in general.
Truce? HAH!! The upper hand, foot, elbow, Achilles heal, you name it will be MINE!!!!!!! Mwahhaha
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