Productivity--schmoductivity!
Here is a sample of the kind of conversations my fellow blogger, HMS, and I tended to have with one another when we worked together. It was a scary thing.
HMS:I don't think there's a soul in the world who can compare with our level of productivity...really not one!
MFM:You are so right. We should be the CEO's of, not the freakin' Tax File Retension Agents...or whatever the heck we are called. I think they call us 'suckers' behind our backs.
HMS:'sucker' ummm, do you think they even SEE us?
MFM:uh...no, no they don't. They probably wonder where the Coke went, though. Wow, we are all working so hard right now. I feel like I just ran a marathon. We should write a book. It shall be entitled Slacking For Dummies-Get Payed To Check Your Email.
posted by MaryFrances at 3:15 PM
2 Comments:
There isn't a device in the universe that could ever do that job. Anything with half a microchip would realize just how boring/pointless it is and just blow itself up before it had to take anymore.
...I wish I had half a microchip :(
Half a microchip would come in handy for you, wouldn't it? Well, at least one of us was able to free ourselves from the awful title of 'sucker' and move on to new and better things. I still have hope that you will quit your job and join the free world.
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